mytoecold:

Pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs

jimmered:

oh my god

jimmered:

oh my god

haggady:

cats are mysterious and powerful and we must respect them

haggady:

cats are mysterious and powerful and we must respect them

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

heliolisk:

heliolisk:

heliolisk:

heliolisk:

heliolisk:

lol u kno just bein me and silly!
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WHOA WTF U LOOK TOTLY LIKE ME WTF R WE TWIN?
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AAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY
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LMFAO I LUV TUMBLR FINDING EVERYONES TWIN! HAHAHAHAHAHA! I LIKE UR SHOELACES HAHA!!

ruinedchildhood:

But shit, it was 99 cents

ruinedchildhood:

But shit, it was 99 cents

fandommember:

benaddictedcumberbabe:

cameronfryesgirlfriend:

cause of death: too shy to call ambulance

Didn’t want to inconvenience anyone

Someone else might have needed it more

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

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gentlemanbones:

THERE’S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT

gentlemanbones:

THERE’S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT

bowel-city:

gf: babe, come over

me: I aint got a car

gf: but my parents aren’t home

me:

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childservices:

"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"