vinebox:

if money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

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meladoodle:

coolgirlfriend:

boys who can pull off facial hair are hot

i think you’re supposed to use a razor

chick-hen-roost-her:

i never get sick of this guys puns

ridge:

when you get a birthday card with no money

shenanicats:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded




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vann-haal:

palmsizedmoth:

ask-fire-emblem-olivia:

roavaswardrobe:

THAT IS EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WAS EXPECTING

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dafuq

susiethemoderator:

When will Jesus end this world

gamebae:

get out of m’swamp

gamebae:

get out of m’swamp

flewor:

"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

geektoriassecret:

me leaving your party

geektoriassecret:

me leaving your party

clamjob:

i can help whoever’s next

clamjob:

i can help whoever’s next