May 2012
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
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a reminder of the best page on all of neopets →
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remember that one guy
imrosengarten:
hamishwatermelon:
in silence in the library
the one who married Donna in the virtual life
then found her again
but couldn’t call out to her because of his stutter
malikmeltdown:
i hate when people don’t realize that followers aren’t just a number. those are all real people with lives and stories and if you have 100 or 10,000 followers, i think it’s really special that you can be connected to that many people at one time through the internet idk this makes no sense but don’t take your followers for granted okay if you’re reading this and you follow me...
zeldea:
why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
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snap-crackle-death:
brodins:
skinks:
s2engine:
My car is breaking
I laughed so hard I got lightheaded and fell off my chair ffs it’s 2am
all I could think of was karkat driving
AAAAAAAAAAA
harrenhal:
gabilliamon:
why do small children find the need to scream like they’re being brutally murdered
#i’ll give them a reason to scream like they’re being brutally murdered
iboughtafuckinggateau:
Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?
they’re like
you’re burning us alive
our insides are melting
hELP US
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police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
me: not with that attitude
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The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable
me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
pityfiesta:
overanalyzing-phineas-and-ferb:
a single tear is shed for all the animators who have to draw frontal Phineas
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