
Asterisk

hey so whats the doctors name
my helpful tumblr followers
DIDN’T YOU LISTEN HIS NAME IS “Please”

i hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

so i googled gangster goose and let me tell you that i was not disappointed

strider-sempai-noticed-you-and:
u never know what u got til it’s gone

To all you fandoms out there, this was my fortune today

Legend Of Zelda: Skyward Sword

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oh my god

queer noises
[ religious mob noises in the distance ]
panicked queer noises

An adorable desert fox walking against the wind in Morocco.

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

partybarackisinthehousetonight:
yes i’m very good in bed. excellent in bed. *props up pillows and folds blankets* *pillow falls over* uh *sweats nervously* this doesn’t usually happen i promise
