"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"
"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"
The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread
Beautiful little outdoor area next to a cafe
the thing about shadow the hedgehog is that they tried so hard to make him cool that he was the uncoolest thing ever but he’s so uncool that he looped back around to being kind of cool again they failed so hard that they succeeded
bullshitting an essay and getting a good grade for it
isnt that a panic at the disco album