hi my name is hana and im not good at introductions



unclefather:

"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"

snailsocks:

I sent this to at least 12 people with 0 context

surprisebitch:

*calls 911*

911: hello, 911, what is your emergency?

me: help!! i lost my virginity!!

911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think..

me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity !

911: ohhh! xD

me: xD

Yo for real, FUCK SCHOOL ! I mean imma still go, imma still go tho.

skeletongrazed:

shout out to the peaceful skeleton communitity

misspelledlife:

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

jeminy3:

this is a real thing that happened in season 4 of masterchef



Track: On Melancholy Hill
Artist: Gorillaz
Album: Plastic Beach

radtracks:

on melancholy hill // gorillaz

up on melancholy hill
there’s a plastic tree
are you here with me?
just looking out on the day of another dream