hi my name is hana and im not good at introductions


now this is what Im talkin about 


u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along


"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"


I sent this to at least 12 people with 0 context


*calls 911*

911: hello, 911, what is your emergency?

me: help!! i lost my virginity!!

911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think..

me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity !

911: ohhh! xD

me: xD

Yo for real, FUCK SCHOOL ! I mean imma still go, imma still go tho.