brothasoul:

what the fuck ash

oolongearlgrey:

remembering some stupid shit you did years ago

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

that-bloke-named-dave:

Somebody once told me the world was macaroni

awwww-cute:

Here’s my friend’s dog in a banana costume

awwww-cute:

Here’s my friend’s dog in a banana costume

afacebehindacamera:

This is a ‘where are you visting from?’ board at a local restaurant

afacebehindacamera:

This is a ‘where are you visting from?’ board at a local restaurant

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

a fun thing to do: say “no thanks, i’m a vegetarian” when people hand you their newborn babies

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

no scrubs
bastille

1,613,739 plays

sorry-ari:

It’s exactly what you think it is and you need to listen to it.

limousinemsrebridge:

speedwag:

(bites lip sexily but really im just trying to peel this piece of skin off)

THIS POST DESCRIBES MY ENTIRE FUCKING EXISTENCE